What’s better than your very own engraved designer pen? Your own engraved designer pen that no one else can fucking touch. of course.

Expertly engraved with individual names and ‘Do Not F*cking Touch’ asserts ultimate ownership over this classic home. office or event accessory.

Available in black. silver and gold. engraved designer pens are professionally polished and streamlined to deliver a superior writing experience. and are immaculately presented in a velvet pouch and chic black gift box.

The ideal cheeky and customised accessory for company events. galas. employment milestones. or just to ward off those cunning office stationery thieves. this designer pen ensures others will keep their hands off!