Is that candle making it hot in here…? Nope sorry. it’s just your presence that’s suffocating me…

A gift to send when you are sorry (not sorry) to say good riddance to a relationship. these candles are a way to express the refined. witty minx that you are. one who has eluded the lecherous grasp of the intended candle recipient.

Or perhaps you would like it to reflect a not-so-subtle message to your nearest and dearest – disrespect me and watch my inner fire cross the containment lines…

Or perhaps your black humour is just shared by friends. family or colleagues and they will get a hearty laugh from the surprise message you have for them. Whichever is the case. these candles make for an impressive gift.

Made from 100% soy candle wax. with FDC certified wood wick. infused with the fragrance of vanilla and black raspberry and with a burn time of approximately 75 hours – the recipient will have many a moment to ponder the intent of your personal message professionally laser engraved onto the wooden lid.